If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"