The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."