Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Why you should get to know me: "I am much more than I appear. Not a - surface - girl."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."