More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."