Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."