In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."