More about who I'm looking for: "Someone smart, cute and fun who answers correctly to 'Beatles or Stones?'"
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Most humbling moment: "When my seven year old daughter told me family was more important than money."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."