Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."