The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."