In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."