Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Most humbling moment: "Tumbling down a flight of stairs at a witch party."