The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."