The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."