In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."