Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."