The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."