Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"