More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."