Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Ski mountaineering in Alaska, or in a jazz club in New Orleans."