If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."