If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."