If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."