If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."