More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."