Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Most humbling moment: "Dangling by a rope wrapped once around my wrist, 100 ft. in the air, from a hot air balloon."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Not broke in a tropical place."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."