Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."