The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."