More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Most humbling moment: "The moment when I thought I had misspelled my tattoo. Mirrors are funny like that."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."