Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."