Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."