More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who is honest, has a good heart, and who has a brain."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."