If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Some books on soul-searching, my African drums, and a few lingering thoughts."
Why you should get to know me: "I love my Mom."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I will intrigue and challenge you, spoil you and laugh with you."