Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Why you should get to know me: "I love rodeo."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Why you should get to know me: "I get the cosmic joke."