Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."