The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."