More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Seven pair of Adidas Superstars."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."