If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Most humbling moment: "My first yoga class."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Best or worst lie I've ever told: "I was the child actor that played Danny in The Shining."