More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who's creative, but is not insane. Someone who is insane but will never reveal it."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
"I can sing the famous aria from Carmen. I eat dark chocolate like others take vitamins - daily. I'm active in the community."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"