Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who likes to have a good time, but doesn't need to party to have fun."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."