Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Most humbling moment: "When I tried to sing 'Bad Medicine' karaoke style and didn't realize how difficult singing Bon Jovi could be."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."