Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about what I am looking for: "A man with an easy smile and contagious laughter."
Fill in the blanks: "Sharp wit is sexy; vulnerability is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."