The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."
Most humbling moment: "When I realized my parents are a lot smarter than I thought they were when I was a teen."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."