"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm hankering for a man who likes quick repartee and boy things like March Madness and PS2."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."