In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
Most humbling moment: "Getting my nose broken by this girl in the third grade. I've respected women ever since."
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "I tell a few white lies a day, like my grandmother never to deceive, only to accentuate."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."