Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
Why you should get to know me: "I can play the blues in any key, appreciate the symphony, and know at least two salsa dancing moves."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
Song or album that puts me in the mood: "'Pretty Woman,' 'Lady in Red,' 'Unforgettable.'"
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Lace, altar, silver, beeswax."