Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
Favorite on-screen sex scene: "Amelie when she ponders how many people are having an orgasm at the exact moment."
Why you should get to know me: "I don't watch sports or do a lot of other stereotypical lame guy things."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Myriads of books on the sociology of baseball."