The five items I can't live without: "Hugs, laughter, smiles, high-fives, and Jones soda."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Camping under the stars."
Why you should get to know me: "I deleted FOX News from my remote."
Most humbling moment: "Getting fired as a barista. Not my fault, I swear."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
The five items I can't live without: "A bottle of wine, a crust of bread, and thou. Or thee. No, it's definitely thou. Whatever."
More about what I am looking for: "I'm just looking for a kind cutie to come along."