If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I'd be in a helicopter - anywhere will do."
In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who can take sarcasm. It's how I communicate most effectively."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "I want to go to Japan and see if the sushi is really any better there."
The five items I can't live without: "Garlic, cashmere, friends, fine literature, morning coffee, sun, laughs."
If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Anywhere in the British Isles would be grand, or Scandinavia in an ice hotel."