In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
More about who I'm looking for: "She can have the time of her life at the ballet, or a demolition derby."
Why you should get to know me: "Because I know all MTV's The State sketches by heart."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "Some books on soul-searching, my African drums, and a few lingering thoughts."
Why you should get to know me: "I am one of the funniest people I have ever met."