In my bedroom, you will find: "Street signs, street cones, strobe light, sub wuffers, leapord sheets, blue walls."
More about who I'm looking for: "Someone who can do absolutely nothing and not say 'I'm bored.' No boring people, please."
Fill in the blanks: "A pretty woman is sexy; a pretty woman you can converse with is sexier."
"I'd like to meet a thoughful, energetic, complex woman with brains as well as beauty and a high silly quotient."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone who will not judge me for my love of Law & Order."
In my bedroom, you'll find: "An antique bed frame that was my grandmother's (uh, yes it squeaks)."
More about what I am looking for: "Someone confident, powerful and steadfast enough to let me take care of them."